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SEAN CONNERY IS CRAZY...

Since I was little I have always admired Sean Connery.  I feel like the James Bond movies shaped part of my childhood, and to this day, I would see any movie with S.C. in it.  I recently found this ad, and wanted to post it as part of my "retro ad of the week series of posts.  Then I came across this Barbara Walters interview on you tube and was cracking up.  I want to say, that in no way shape or form do I condone hitting women, or anyone for that matter, but the way Connery handles this interview is amazing.  It seems like Barbara is trying to put him on the spot, and then it seems like Connery is a bit remorseful for what he said.  Then, in true Old School fashion, he says "I haven't changed my opinion..."

wow.

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DJWS

FUNNY THINGS THAT PEOPLE DO VOL. 2

COCK

I am chilling in Mexico for a couple weeks, but my homie and brother Sam Skudd sent me this article about cock chopping, so I am sharing this as my only post from a business center in the hotel.  There is a drinking contest I have to get to shortly...

Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

By Joe Bavier

 

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Awesome...

SHORT DICK _ 20 FINGERS
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DJWS

FUNNY THINGS THAT PEOPLE DO.

"KRISTEN" LIVING THE DREAM

So sorry it has been a week since I have posted anything.  I was traveling like a nut case and got really busy, but now that I am back to the Windy City, I am finally able to get something up!

While I was in airports watching CNN, the biggest story (which is pretty sad) was about this whole "I'm-the-governor-and-I-love-hookers" story.  I guess people love a scandal, so I wanted to point out some of my questions/observations about it. Here we go:

What does it feel like to be able to spend 5k on a hooker, multiple times?  How can a governor afford this?  How does his wife not notice that much money being moved around?  I get freaked out spending 200$ on a drink tab.  Also, isn't this guy supposed to be the head of the guy who is the head of the treasury?  I hope that he would keep a better grasp on spending for the state than he did in his personal life.  I mean, I have seen "Hookers At The Point" on HBO.  Those girls are doing pretty big things for like $20.  Maybe this is why we are always so behind in the deficit.

Why is it that these political/influential dudes are always getting busted doing crazy stuff? Being a vegetarian, I have happily convinced a couple people to stop eating meat.  Can you imagine how bummed out they would be if they passed by a McDonalds and saw me chomping a Big Mac through the window?    Rush Limbaugh the dope head, this guy Spitzer, The Ted Haggard guy that was the head of the biggest Church in the world, Larry Craig the bathroom stall foot tapper, etc.  I mean everyone makes mistakes, but you can preach one thing and go out and practice the exact opposite.  If you are gay thats cool!  You like hookers? Cool! Do your thing, but don't be a hypocrite. Holy cow.

I also don't want to sound one sided here.  I know lots of people have been busted with hookers, popped pills, come out of the closet etc.  I am not judging.  I just want people to be realistic, not hypocritical.  especially when you are swaying public moral opinion against your personal actions. 

I am ranting now.  Anyway, the super great thing to come out of this is  an extremely mediocre pop "disasterpeice."  I guess the Gov's hooker fancied herself an upcoming pop diva as her day job.  I could make a lot more judgments about pop music and hooker references, but I will leave you with this.  If this girl got a talented producer, and started getting it on with the right record exec, you would be reading about her on MTV.com instead of CNN.com.

Enjoy...

WHAT WE WANT - ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE AKA KRISTEN THE GOV'S HO
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Cheers!

DJWS